Cousin and I talked on the phone today. We discussed what heaven will be like when we get there.
In heaven, we are going to have a rainbow chock-full of soy lattes. Up there, we will sit on the arch of our rainbow and hold hands and talk about our feelings, which will always be awesome and happy, because we'll be in heaven! Yeah!
No more problems or money issues. Just rainbows, soy lattes, hand-holding, happy feelings, and lions. Lots and lots of lions.
Cousin wants to suck on the faces of cute little lions in heaven. And hey, it's heaven, so why not!? I dig it.
And we'll be able to eat all the food we want and not get fat! Chocolate and red velvet cake and cookies! Roast with glazed carrots and creamy mashed potatoes! Bomb! Oh, and pizza.
And we'll never have to worry about picking up after pooping, peeing animals again, because instead of pooping out waste, they'll poop out blessings made of flowers. Then we'll be able to run through the meadow made of these blessings and sing songs with Cousin's scruffy, flannel-wearing, guitar-playing husband. Which will be amazing-pants.
And then Hubbs will be there too. He and his best guy-friend will get to spend all their time at the range, shooting their guns and discussing grenades and rifles and bazookas. And they'll play Army and wear war paint.
And I'll write songs and bake cookies and eat lots of spaghetti. It's my fave. Especially when there's garlic toast. And EVOO with cracked black pepper. Yums!
And Alli and Max will be there, and we will get to suck on their faces once again, and they will love it.
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